Funny Wooden Retirement Plaques - Personalized Retirement Gifts
Orders can be cancelled or modified within 2 hours after being placed
Mark the end of the 9-to-5 grind with laughter using our wooden retirement plaques, the perfect mix of humor and personalization
This funny retirement gift turns the big milestone into a moment of joy with the cheeky phrase “Fucking Quitter, I Mean Happy Retirement.” Each plaque is made from durable, high-quality wood and can be customized with the retiree’s name, retirement year, and even a character illustration for a one-of-a-kind keepsake. Ideal for coworkers, friends, or family, it’s a playful yet meaningful way to celebrate retirements at parties, office send-offs, or family gatherings. As one of our best-selling personalized wooden plaques, it delivers both laughs and lasting memories.
Why You’ll Love This Wooden Retirement Plaque:
- Humor Meets Heart: A funny twist on a classic gift, guaranteed to get laughs at any retirement party.
- Personalized to Perfection: Add the retiree’s name, year of retirement, and character design for a truly unique piece.
- Premium Craftsmanship: Made with sturdy wood for a timeless keepsake that lasts.
- Gift-Ready Surprise: Perfect for colleagues, bosses, friends, or family members heading into retirement.
- Fast & Reliable: Produced and delivered within just 3–7 business days with tracked shipping.
Order your funny wooden retirement plaque today and give the retiree a gift that’s as bold, personal, and unforgettable as their career.
Product Details:
- Material: The wooden plaque consists of two layers made from premium eco-friendly plywood.
- Size: 5.25 in, 8 in.
- Thickness: 0.118 in per layer.
- Printing: Single-sided UV printing for vibrant, long-lasting color.
- Package: 1 wooden plaque x 1 wooden display stand.
Note: Actual product size depends on the cut shape. Please allow for a slight variance due to manual measurement.
Personalization:
- Please provide the required information and double-check your spelling before purchasing
- For optimal results, use standard English characters only (no special characters).
- Click "Preview" to see your personalized design before finalizing your order.
Care & Maintenance:
- Gently dust with a soft, dry cloth.
- To clean, wipe with a slightly damp cloth and dry immediately.
- Avoid using harsh chemicals or abrasive cleaners as they may damage the printed surface.
- Do not submerge in water.
- Display away from direct sunlight and moisture to prevent fading and warping.
Why choose our products?
- Decorate your world: This decorative plaque displays a personalized message or image, perfect for any room in your home or office.
- Fully Customizable: Wooden plaque can be fully personalized with names, meaningful messages, or unique images to make a one-of-a-kind gift for yourself or a loved one.
- High-Quality Printing: We use state-of-the-art machines and premium materials to ensure the best print quality, with strict quality control throughout the production process.
Estimated arrival:
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CANCELLATION & MODIFICATION
- You can change or cancel your order free of charge within 2 hours of placing it.
- After this period, cancellations or modifications will no longer be possible.
REPLACEMENT & REFUND
60-day guarantee: You can request a refund or replacement within 60 days from the order date if:
- The product is not as described (wrong type, color, size, or design).
- The product is significantly different from the preview shown to you.
- The item is damaged due to factory defects or shipping issues.
- If you have not received the product, please submit a request so we can assist you with a remake or a refund based on the request outcome.
Full refund or replacement if the product does not match the description, no matter the reason. For more details, see
1. General Information
At Personal Chic, every order is made to order, quality-checked, and securely packaged. We partner with UPS, DHL, and FedEx for fast, reliable shipping.
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Production Time: This includes crafting your item, quality checks, packaging, and preparing it for shipment. Since all our products are made to order, please consider this time when estimating your delivery date.
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Shipping Time: This refers to the time it takes for your order to travel from our facility to your delivery address.
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Delivery Time = Production Time + Shipping Time
2. Delivery Timeframes
Production and shipping times vary depending on the item(s) you order and the delivery address. Please note that these are estimated timeframes.
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Product |
Production time |
Shipping time |
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Apparel |
2-3 |
5-8 |
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Pillow |
2-3 |
5-8 |
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Mug |
2-3 |
5-8 |
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Ornament |
2-3 |
6-11 |
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Doormat |
2-3 |
5-8 |
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Canvas |
2-3 |
5-8 |
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Poster |
2-3 |
5-8 |
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Metal Sign |
2-3 |
5-8 |
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Night Light |
2-4 |
8-10 |
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Tumbler |
2-4 |
8-10 |
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Suncatcher |
3-4 |
8-10 |
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Wooden Plaque |
3-4 |
8-10 |
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Others |
3-4 |
8-10 |
Special Note: During high-demand periods such as Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, and Halloween, production and shipping may take a few extra days due to increased order volumes. To help you plan ahead, we will publicly announce order cut-off dates on our website when necessary.
3. Handling Lost Orders or Incorrect Address Deliveries
3.1. Lost Orders
If your order is lost during transit, we will either resend a new product or offer a 100% refund to ensure your satisfaction.
If the tracking status shows "Delivered" but you haven't received your package, please:
- Check with neighbors, family members, or your building's reception in case someone received it on your behalf.
- Contact the shipping carrier for more details about the delivery.
If you still cannot locate your order, reach out to our customer support team for further assistance.
2. Incorrect Address Deliveries
If your order is lost in transit, we’ll resend it or issue a 100% refund.
If tracking shows "Delivered" but you haven’t received it:
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Check with neighbors, family, or reception.
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Contact the shipping carrier.
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Still missing? Contact our support team for help.
4.2 Incorrect Address Deliveries
If you entered the wrong shipping address, contact us within 2 hours to correct it.
If the order has shipped:
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Returned packages can be reshipped (fees may apply).
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Lost returns are not eligible for refunds or replacements.
Need help? Contact support@personalchic.com.
At Personal Chic, we stand by our quality and your satisfaction.
Our 60-day refund and replacement policy ensures you have ample time to experience your order and decide with confidence.
1. We offer a replacement or refund if:
- Your item arrives damaged, defective, or faulty.
- An item from your order is missing.
- Personalization details (name, text, image, color, size) don’t match your selection.
- The design differs from the order preview.
2. We cannot offer a refund or replacement in the following cases:
- Customer input errors: Incorrect size, color, or customization details were selected without reviewing the preview.
- Requests beyond 60 days from the purchase date.
- Incorrect or incomplete shipping addresses: We cannot guarantee reshipment for returned orders due to address errors.
Note: In cases of an incorrect address, please reach out to our team for assistance—we’ll do our best to help!
3. How to Request a Refund or Replacement?
- Contact our support team at support@personalchic.com within 60 days of receiving your order.
- Provide clear photos or videos to help us understand the issue.
- Our team will review your request and guide you on the next steps.
4. Refund Timeline
- PayPal refunds: 3–5 business days.
- Credit card refunds: Up to 10 business days (depending on your bank).
5. Replacement Process
- Replacements match the original order unless a correction is needed.
- Shipping goes to the same address unless updated.
- Exchanges for different or higher-value items are unavailable.
- No return required for the original item.
We craft every gift with care and want you to love your order. Need help? Contact us at support@personalchic.com